Oye hoye . Another year around the sun, a little older, wiser and healthier than before. It's that special time of the month again..... yeah yeah another birthdayyyyyyyyyy is here. Haan hame yeh din yaad rheta hai cuz this day is so exciting. Its similar to me getting zommies like dogs get (analogy sucks, I know). Hume, tume, Inne, Unhe ..... I hope you keep talking like this. It is quite something, huh, isn't it and Haan Bolo also hahaha. The last one is continuously on the eternal loop hahaha. Its like one batch, two batch when Frank used to say realizing something. So I thought, why not apply this to myself ( dont think hard. Frank is from a series which i recently watched). I wanted to wish you Happy birthday, which is an axiomatic statement I'm stating right now which I shouldn't. I mean you should have got it already, but still. So happy 25th birthday. Congratulations on silver Jubilee hahaha. I hope you are eating your fav food, drinking your fav drink. Speaking of food, are you eating Lays these days? I hope you are. Obviously with chai. elaichi chai** (corrected as my hands won't let me type chai without elaichi). Not ginger one ahhk ugh yuckkk! Ginger makes it bad, so ginger should be less to none cuz if you put elaichi in heavily bombarded ginger chai phir toh hogya, the pungent taste of ginger overpowers over every ingredient of chai and that includes elaichi. And in that situation bechari elaichi ro rhi hoti hai kahi pe in corner, sidelined, wasted due to ginger taste hahaha. Moreover it feels like you are drinking the elixir of common-cold like kadha. Not judging and no hate to people who likes it. But still.
Whenever I remember things about you, I always left in awe. Kinda star-struck. Yeah, that's me every time... I mean struck by a star. What about other things? Nvm mind. I don't want to blush you pinpointing all the beautiful things in you ( OK maybe little bit, but you already know all of them). The sky is probably shining a little brighter today because it knows it's your day. So yeah, I will be looking at stars today. Hope there will be fewer clouds. Btw clouds won't matter, right? Your shining light cannot be faded or stopped by any obstacle. Sensibly speaking, nothing will shine bright or gets dull. It is the eyes of mine that see the light brighter. It's like jiski jaisi nazzar prabhu murat dekhi taisi. (Now this is good analogy better than above one ). This is the time i channel my inner Rick Sanchez yelling "Get Schwifty", "Pickle Rickkkk" and the best one "Wubba lubba dub dub". Also, Rick himself, Unity and I are currently in some multiverse screaming in unison, singing... "Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars I think I see youuuuu, Such a heavenly view. But terrace pe Jana bnta aaj ek baar toh to watch the stars. Don't know where you are, but all I know is wherever you are you must be living the best days, making every day count, because eventually we are moving toward death (yamraj's evil laugh Mwa-ha-ha-haha). At this point Murp (From Interstellar) would be like bhai, don't be morbid you son of beach, wish kr rha hai ki Dara rha hai (hahaha). I hope this year brings you everything you ever wanted, even more than whatever you wished for. Not gonna say that real lays are not worthy, but I'm sending you the virtual lays with...... duh my deep unpredictable thoughts which are obviously more worth than anything else (hahaha). This Cake is letdown compared to the last one. I didn't taste it, neither will you. It is in right place where it should only be viewed. Didn't rhyme or did it. I mean not wasted ( Your Teaching on not wasting food is....? Nahh. I mean I have general civic sense, can't give all credit to you hahaha). The third one is self-explanatory image. Whoa, how the hell did I forget the pasta, my bad pasta (had bad exp and anger with it, so it came late in my mind but it did come hahaha ) and bhindi? From bhindi to Bindi, ear rings and srunchies.....Maine ulekh nhi kiya oh shit. Tuco from breaking bad would say blue, red, green, whichever color. Wear them more often wherever, whenever you can. They look good. Without them also you look good. Now you would be like why I even said it in first place to wear ( Okay. I get it, my bad -100 aura points hahaha). The lays vali will be always in my prayer ( a nickname I came with, out of many ). I certainly am laughing when I'm writing all this. Am I missing something? Yeah always, and nahh. Munch more blue lays...no no...chomp them like gators do hahaha. ( You can take other flavor too, no pressure on birthday girl. Hahaha ). Randomness and hilariousness are something you deserve( I mean i do this ) and, above all, a heartfelt message ? Isn't it? Yeah, Happy birthday once again. I hope you are happy and smiling cuz I'm imagining you grinning. See you...otherwise I will be more quirky and will yap more like a yap machine, yapping, yapping till your birthday gets over. Take care. I realised I wrote to much Hahaha I felt sometime i should replace by lmao then I thought I find it difficult to comprehend in my mind and who's gonna process the acronym in brain and even if we do, it still is exaggerated way to say hahaha while hahaha is natural. So better to be overwhelmed by hahaha.....hahaha. What the heck am I saying. Byee Bye ( in a cringey awkward face).